Jokes for the kids

Jokes for the kids 

Keep those kids entertained over the holidays.


What’s an alligator in a vest called?

An investi-gator.

What is a little bear with no teeth is called?

A gummy bear.

What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars?

You planet.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor?

He felt crummy.

Why did the toddler toss the butter out the window?

So she could see a butter-fly.

What is cheese that doesn’t belong to you called?

Nacho cheese!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?


What did the policeman say to his tummy?

 “Freeze. You’re under a vest.”

What does one volcano say to the other?

“I lava you!”

Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their buttquacks.

How do you know when a bike is thinking?

You can see its wheels turning.

What game does the sky love to play?


What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?

Time to duck.

What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you?

Roll them back.

Why do vampires seem sick?

They’re always coffin.

For the kids